Cameron sucks

The Tory Party House Magazine claims that the boy Dave is sucking up to the trade unions with his latest piece of "Forgive us for Mrs Thatcher" gimmickry. Sadly they are unable to report what the trade unions said as they left the room sniggering up their sleeves. Whatever reservations the trade unions have about Labour, and they justifiably have many, any notion that they would even offer to urinate on Dave's head if was on fire, is entirely a fiction in the minds of Conservative Party PR people and media hacks.