Yippee. No more working for a while. Nor can you expect many blog entries from me for a week or two. I've just received an E-Mail telling me I've won £1.5 million in the UK National Lottery. All I've got to do is send some details to M. Emily Zondi in Doncaster. My winning number was 08 15 30 31 34 43 30.
Where did I get that number from? I didn't buy a ticket... perhaps someone bought one for me. I haven't had this much luck since the last e-mail I got from that Nigerian fellah who wanted my bank details so that he could smuggle his ill gotten gains out of the country.
Emily.... sod off!