"If you provide state-of-the-art facilities plus a significant state-provided increment on the school budget, you will usually achieve better examination results. Who could ever have expected such an outcome?" Letter in The Guardian

In one sentence (in an article that is supposed to be about the Artic Monkeys but is primarily about himself) Paul Morley destroys the 1% of credibility he ever had and gets an instant entry into pseuds corner: "The hipper, cultier movies continually re-contextualise 1980s music." Ouch!