Shurely shome mistake? The Grauniad appears to have overlooked the challenge from Yardley's very own leadership challenger. So, in the interest of fairness, the PoliticalHackUK gives us a brief synopsis of the Hemming career which ably demonstrates the man is definitely fit to run this hopeless shower.

I hear on the grapevine that pornographer David Sullivan is considering adopting this strategy for his ailing football club.