I have not shared a bed with Neil and Christine Hamilton (yet)

In this modest Tuscan cottage we are staying in, beaming down from the top of the stairs is a signed photograph of the fragrant Christine Hamilton smiling lovingly at her weedy husband Neil. At first I thought I was going to be able to post a blog headed "Councillor Piper shares a bed with the Hamilton's" but I thought I had better confirm that in advance of another missive from my old friends at Carter Ruck. A good job I checked too, because it turns out that Neil and Christine had not in fact stayed here, but the owner had appeared alongside them in the 'Rocky Horror Show'.