I don't normally do these things... but I've been tagged by Iain Dale, so, here goes...
The Meme of 3
1... Things that scare me
Heights
Injections
Bats and rats
2.…People who make me laugh
Peter Kay
Buster Keaton
Tony Hancock
3...Things I hate the most
Racism
Slugs
Birmingham City Football Club
4...Things I don't understand
Foreign languages
How pictures come down that wire on to my television screen
People who are enthusiastic about DIY
5...Things I'm doing right now
Typing this
Listening to 6.0.6
That’s enough… I don’t do multi-tasking
6...Things I want to do before I die
Read the obituaries of Margaret Thatcher and Doug Ellis
See Labour elected and carry out a socialist manifesto
Write a novel
7... Things I can do
Ride a bike
Be a little tactless
Cook
8. Ways to describe my personality
Patient
Tolerant
Understanding
(I’m told)
9. Things I can't do
Dance
Climb mountains (or stepladders) See Q.1
Give up drinking
10...Things I think you should listen to
Charlie Gillett, BBC London 8pm, Saturdays
Bob Dylan
Jazz, live at Corks, Bearwood
11...Things you should never listen to
My wife snoring (or don't let me catch you)
Norman Tebbitt
Gangsta Rap
12...Things I'd like to learn
To keep my big mouth shut
To draw
To play guitar
13...Favorite foods
Fresh French bread
Blue Stilton
Avocado
14...Beverages I drink regularly
Timothy Taylor’s Landlord Bitter
Batham’s Bitter
Mojito
15...Shows I watched as a kid
Bill & Ben the flowerpot men
Champion the Wonder Horse
Dixon of Dock Green
16. People I'm tagging...
Lobster Blogster
Mike Ion
Skuds