Andrew Mitchell is one of those talentless twerps that I have recently been identifying as a member of Dave's Shadow Cabinet. According to the Conservative Party website, this totally anonymous man is the Shadow Secretary of State for International Development. Interestingly, Mitchell's low profile in matters of an International nature may be explained by this report which describes him as also being... the Shadow Cabinet Member for Birmingham!
Errrm... who does he shadow?.. is there a Cabinet Member for Birmingham?