Easy, Easy, Easy!

The Tories just don't seem to be able to stop themselves, do they? Labour score a massive own goal when Jack Dromey, facing the wrong way and confused about what to do, whacks the ball with laser-like precision into his own net, leaving custodian Blair more than a little distressed. Time for the Tories to press home their advantage, but no, not to be outdone, straight from the kick-off, the Tories win possession and start passing the ball backwards. Determined to show Labour that they are the real champions of sleaze, they smash the ball into their own net, and in such a in spectacular fashion, leaving the young keeper Cameron feeling as if he had joined Birmingham City instead. Then they bask in the glory for so long that people forget all about Dromey's ineptitude and start jeering the Tories again.