Altogether now... AAAhhh.
People are being unkind to poor Adam, and saying nasty things about. Poor little diddums. He's a lovely boy and why don't these howwible people leave him alone or Iain is going to scweam the house down? He's not as dumb as he looks (apparently) which looking at the photo must be a great relief to all those around him. Errm, Adam, I mean, not Iain.